Okay. I told you guys about the lame jokes Joyce made in the last time we went to eat supper right?

A flash of inspiration suddenly came upon me. Like, you know, the bulb flashing overhead? Yeah. Those.

I decided to share the jokes!!! You all can die of lameness.

1) Saddam Hussien, George W Bush, Mas Selamat and Osama Bin Laden were playing mahjong. Who won?

2) Is Mas Selamat male or female? Why?

3) (Warning: This is a bit racist. No offense meant, k?) A chinese man marries 5 African wives. Give me a 成语.

Have fun guessing! :D